Fact 3: Fact 1 is false. If any of these text fails make you laugh, be sure to check out our post about hilarious auto-correct mistakes! May your day be more beautiful than a Unicorn farting rainbows! There is a beast with heart of cold stone that dashes like lightning, shreds flesh from bone. Just call me when the cake comes in.
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It's great to see someone happy with their body image is all I can say! My mouth babbled madness and mumbled soft pleas. The First Bird Has Sung. This category of SMS Messages may not be suitable for all age groups. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?
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May your day be more beautiful than a Unicorn farting rainbows! Since texting is the most common form of communication for many people, why not work a few textable jokes into your repertoire? Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! Oh yeah, one more year to annoy everyone you know. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Birthdays are a freud.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened. He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt,. The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher. She asked me out for lunch. After 50, they are like onions. Now that's what we want from our funny text messages, no? Resend activation link.
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